Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
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A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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