Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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