If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
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I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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