What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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