I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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