I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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