I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Screwed.edu
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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