If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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