These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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