Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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