You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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