and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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