Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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