walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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