should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
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I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
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Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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