using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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