I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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