I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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