i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I want to be your penis for a week.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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