i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
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You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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