I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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