do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
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this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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