I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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