do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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