yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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