After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You've changed since you got that strap on
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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