who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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