you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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