My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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