dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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Operation Purity has been aborted
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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