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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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