is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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