Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
it's like iHOP with fire
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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