You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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