i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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