That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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