i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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