Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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