I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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