so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
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Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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