I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
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you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.