If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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