btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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