neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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