CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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