Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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