I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
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As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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