Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
