I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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