Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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