I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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