I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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