He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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