i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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