how can u be prego again
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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