Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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