wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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